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 What to say on your first date

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MessageSujet: What to say on your first date   What to say on your first date EmptyVen 5 Jan - 13:01

Bill was a very shy person he never dated because he would get nervous and did not know what to say to his date. Well........his best friend Joe approched him one day and fixed him up with a blind date.
Bill asked Joe I get very nervous I don't know what to say to her??? Joe said look......take her for a stroll in the park during evening hours I'll meet you behind the bushes and tell you what to say. So that evening he did what Joe said they sat on a park bench. Bill excused himself that he had to go to the bathroom and meet Joe behing the bushes.
Joe said here is what you say to her "My alabamaby peach your lips are ever so sweet, your beauty ly's within your eyes and thats what maked my love arise (Shakespeare)
Bill said thats great!!!!! I do it....so he sits back down with his date and begins to quote the ryme.....getting very nervous....


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"My alabamby bitch......my lips upon your tits........your beauty lys within your thighs.....and thats what makes my pecker rise (Snakeshit)
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